Fuck Jam

There comes a point in every man or womans life where the ideal fuck jam is a must. Most have moved on from the 2nd date left hand and jean jamming on their moms couch. This is where the fuck jam comes in. " Hey, I'm gonna put on a record. Relax, take of your shoes, let's get weird. Oh this? It's my dude Al Wilson. Oh and this? It's my penis, looking all buff and shit."