Git yer black bun oot the oven an a boatul ay whisky oan the table, and hopefully a tall dark stranger will be yer first foot, bringin a lump ay coal so yer lum will aye reek.
It's gauny be haggis, neeps an tatties fur dinner at the McNaughton hoose followed by some 12 year auld MacAllan. Too bad Scotch & Wry or The White Heather Club's no oan, we'll just need tae make do with Youtube and Still Game & Chewin the Fat. See ye's in 2009. Och Aye The Noo!
And when ye're singin Auld Lang Syne remember to thank the bard of Ayrshire, Rabbie Burns!